Jaded teens and horror movies
So I found this puzzling list by the computer. My youngest daughter and her friend were watching a horror movie, and for once, it did not revolve around vampires. As they explained to me later, they decided to see how much of the plot they could figure out ahead of time. They made 22 predictions, and 15 were dead on (please excuse the pun), like:

Balding guy is going to die
Uptight chick (UC) is going to say “Let’s go upstairs”
UC will kill her husband
Daughter will find out UC is a psycho killer
Scary guy will become a cannibal
UC will die eventually

This is the same daughter who gets mad if I’m sitting by her watching a movie, and if someone coughs onscreen, I say, “she’s going to be dead soon.” Because everyone knows that a movie cough signals a serious deadly disease, right?

And now she’s making lists. I find that very, very funny.